i have taken a step in, what some people would say, a positive direction. i dissagree on this notion.
i have shaved the beard off. not the moutstache. which now makes me look likea very very kool porn star.
i actually rate it very highly.

with this i shave coped a few comments here and there. they include:
“missed a spot whislt shvaing mate?”
“i didnt realise porn star was back in”
“have a glass of Milo this morning did you?”

not bad but c’mon i am sure there are better ones out there.
but in all honesty i think it looks quite kool. it could be thicker but hey beggers can be choosers.

As for the hair, well its long and thick.. quite like another part of my anatomy.. poor joke lets move on.
but its getting very long and with the Mo, lets just say women are falling at my feet. but thats pretty normal. (ok this was ion my dream last night, but hey what ever)

as for the original plan of grow until my bday, well the hair is going to keep going, as for the mo, well its taking he heat of the hair for the moment so might work it for as long as i can hahaha.

but with this post i am just letting you all know that i am out
its been a good knock, you guys have laughed and cried with me along the way
but going out on 95 not out is tough.
i feel this is probably the best way to go out. i started this to kinda voice things. and its occured to me i dont really have that much to write about.. so i wish you all the best, and thank you for my checking it out every once ina while, even it is did cause a few of you to loose a couple IQ points along the way.

so thanks for the good times.
and for the last time

Rhetski
=]

well it has come to my attention though that i have a patch of wranga and a patch of nothingness. seriously hit puberty or something.  apperntly nobody appreciates facial hair these days? maybe just because i am all patchy they think its best that i give up. but i refuse too. i want to see if i have the potentail to grow it. i am also being told to shvae by everyone! leave me alone i sayy

as for the hair. fuck its long. here is a promised photo from friday that proves that my hair is ridiculous.

goes alright i thought. this photo altho doesnt really show the true length and greatness of the hair
but i’ll get one soon

so for now happy hair growing
i’ll check in with you all soon =]

and i mean just off the chain insane. an egg and two beers in a funnel. always a great start to a day, followed by more drinking at the super threes grandfinal which we unfourtunatly lost by 3 goals in the end. the best part about the whole grand final would have to be my drunken slurs at the north freo team. some of which i have actually remebered. good effort by me i thought. there interchange bench was right in front of us to we loved it

here they are:

“hey number 23, your bad and only good players wear 23 and your not good”

sledging the opposition runner: “oi wingnut get bigger ears i dare ya!” (i am able to comment as these ears were beyond belief)

well after this is was off to the broken hill but we didnt get there, we stopped at a bottelo on manning road whilse tyson ran around naked because he was so fucked. we hit the crusisers and just like with females there went every thing! haha got to the footy club, apperntly i went to karawarra at somepoiunt to with broady, this i vaugely remeber and it was only at 6pm haha nikki saw me so she was like yeah u looked fucked and she filled me in on the details.

i endded up passed out in the change rooms about 8 right after i have done another two funnels. no yackking just passing out. i was woken abrubtly later on (about an hour or so) when every one realised i was missing. i was thus penalised again and did a funnel. but the best part was that i was keen to go again. the rest of the night had other things happen but to be honest all thedetail are scketych

i think tailsy boy got his kit off, nothing new, and was rolling round. we played golf at one point also. then we went to the shed. i dont remeber leaving the club or egetting in ot the shed, just getting kicked out and then getting back in the line to walk stright back in. good one shed. then jenna took me home

looooose night.

i woke up with out a hang over, my reasoning is that because i drank so much and went sooo hard that my body was just so impressed and amazed with my drinking ability that it decided that it would just be like “you did good rhett, here wake up without a hangover”

verryy good

so this wraps up tigerland for 2009, we have had a lot of great times together, but now it must be said that this will be the last of tigerland for now.

get round it one last time boys

=]

its pacthyness is quickly growing away and hopefully this time next week it will be somewhat respectable in the circles of beards. i like calling it my beard, when it is quite obvious it is just stuble, or bumfluff to say the least.

its thickness is better and i even got told it looks better since monday. this was from one of the people actually embraces’s it, whereas alot of the nonbelievers whom still enjoy having a go about it are quickly falling off that bandwagon.

as regards to the itch and squeal. i noticed that when i run around or go riding, you can begin to feel it itch, which is not fun. for all the boys out there it is some what comparitive to your ball and tackle after you gave it a shave and didnt quite shave enough off, but not as consistent thankfully. otherwise it would look like i have crabs in my beard.. and yess i will continue to call it a beard.

“you in your high top sneakers and your sailor tattoos”

by the by, i have continually thought about that i should shave it and thought who am i kidding with this thing, it was some what like buyers remorse, “shit i dont really need it but i guess iwant it. maybe i shouldnt have it?”
then i realise, fuck that i am young once and i am going to give it a red hot go.

some people get pirceings, some people get (shit) tattoo’s, others enjoy buying motorcycles or even hotted up cars. i am keeping it simple and easy. i am not shaving.

all you nonbelievers. get over it and get round it i say.

maybe if i had shaved more regulalry i would have been more successsfull. but if it was thinker then i would actually have a bit more to show for it.

as for the hair front, well its long and big and in my eyes. fuck that is annoying when your trying to play touch.. i washed it yesterday so i was pretty happy with that. it was a bit big and clean and poofy looking. but i solider on.

i will continue to keep you posted with what is going on.

new photos soon too

=]

but i love the genericness of this letter

Dear Rhett,

Thank you for your recent application for Ernst & Young’s Perth Vacationer Program. We appreciate the care you have taken in preparing your application and have reviewed it with interest. (i hardly wrote anyting worth reading)
Unfortunately, this year’s process was particularly competitive and whilst we were impressed with your achievements to date, we are unable to take your application further at this stage.( i didnt get to this point of the application process, i had long since given up caring and had lost interest)

We would like to stress that positions in our Perth Vacationer Program are limited and that this is reflected in the number of people we can consider for this scheme. ( this is more like we dont want you but here is a little flase hope to get you by)

Once again we appreciate the interest you have shown in our firm and wish you every success. (please fuck off and dont bother)

Kind regards,

The Ernst & Young Graduate Recruitment Team

This is how it should have read

Dear Rhett

you had completed your application so we really shouldnt be sending you this email

but fourtunatly due to technilogical advances this meail sending caper is no water of our backs.
we are just sending this to rub it in your face that you were not selected

here is some false hope to let you mind ease..

regards

some cunts

haha i actually didnt care but i thought i would write something alittle different

fuck off

=]

this decision was made over the weekend that i am in fact going to let my hair grow out and not shave until my 19th birthday.. i am not disclosing this date. as if you dont know when it is and are going to rely on facebook to tell you, that your a poor excuse for a friend. but to those who dont know me. you’ll have to keep reading till such time. unluckkky =]
oh and you wont find it on facebook anymore either. suckkers.

ok to just set the scene i have almost 2 week stuble growth.. yes it is patchy and fairly solid in comparison to other attempts i have made over time. and this time i wont need eye liner to excentuate the mo. thats another story. you will hear about it oneday.

but it seems to have caused a stir among the fan base. some think yeah it could be a kool thing to do. others think its stupid and that i am being ridiculous. my Mrs even told me i wont have a girl friend until i shave it off. i think that is pathetic. but hey lets see how far i can push this baby

also i am thinking that i might even raise some funds for a foundation when i actually do decide to cut it all off.

plus i am also open to new hair styles when this does occur. and if the mo is wicked by this time i am defss keeping it for a bit

but i will keep you posted with photos and what not soon.

=]

i am going to wiat 8 more weekstill about the 19th of novemeber, just before i start a new job.. fingers crossed i get it… and the weekend of state titles and the end of uni. i am going to cut in to this “mop” and shape something amazing
just what you ask? oh u will have to wait and find out
but lets just say u will actually love it..

but here my typical “wig”

and what i hope one day will become a reality

even i lol’d

but in other news i found this
or more like dan osborn showed me it
its kind of funny i guess

but oh so true about our little town

Enjoy =]

Everyone has a Twitter account ATM, welldone. I had mine before it was kool. Ha! Also I feel that it’s really anoying, halfthe time I don’t really care. I just want to read something that is more the 160 chracters long. But never the less this seems to becoming the “express” blogging route, espically in this busy world of ours. We don’t really seem to have muh time for anything these days. Belive me I am not going All stop and smell the roses crap on u. But think about it, we do everything as quick as possible and don’t cre how it’s done.

I don’t know where I am goin with this exactly, but I think maybe all of us should take on a challenge.
So I propose this, do something u wouldn’t normally, be it walk ur dog, talk to your younger siblings nicely, do something that would normally annoy you or put you out. Try something u don like doing. It might sound gay, time consuming, stupid, etc but who knows It might be a worth wile excercise, or not. Bu u won’t know unless u do try..